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New Hampshire and all its glory and GAYNESS [Mar. 15th, 2006|09:41 am]
Well right now im lying on my pullout couch in North Conway, New Hampshire. Im not going to complain about our housing. Its up to par. There are three rooms, a living/kitchen area, a room for my mom and dad and also two twin beds for my sibling. Being the coolest kid in the family, I GET GET THE PULLOUT!! Well thats a good thing cuz pulllouts are gnarly.. Ok.. ya so we got here and there was no snow, so i started complaining and saying things like "holy shit wtf do we come to a place to snowboard with no snow blah blah blah". BUTTTTT.. I woke up this morning and there were bundles of white blossoms floating from the sky. SO NOW WERE GONNA GO RIDE AT WILDCAT MOUNTAIN! its sick there..

OH YES. we have a camp reunion coming up this coming saturday.. afterwards i have a bunch of my friends staying over... sooooo im thinking of having a party or a gathering or something good. SOmone throw me some options. \
word
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Why my life sucks... [Feb. 28th, 2006|10:00 pm]
Bare with me as I rummage through my thoughts, to entertain you all with my "EMO" side:

- I have 8 pairs of the EXACT same boxers.. everytime someone takes a glimpse at these wacky shorts, they say I smell like shit and I dont wash my ass.

- Instead of looking like Superman, Batman, Spiderman, or even fuckin wonderwoman.. I am called Earth Worm Gym, biggest fossy clot of the 20th century

- I like girls for far too long without doing anything about it

- I work as a lifeguard

- I can only skateboard once a weekend

- My body hurts

- my parents have pushed me so far in school, im about to throw up

- I dont even know what inspired me to write this.. WELL!! ON TO SOMETHING HAPPY AND JOLLY!!

WHY STEVEN SMITHS LIFE ROCKS!!!

- I have the coolest friends ever

- I was born out of a camp

- I have my own language

- I cop stee

- Im going to New Hampshire in 10 days

... again im going nowhere with this.. goodnightttttt
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Lingo coppers [Feb. 3rd, 2006|09:21 pm]
[music |my laptop fan]

ok so now im at my whits end.. i bring some funny lingo to the school.. now fagot kids are copping my ish.. i have no problem with my friends and such talking like that.. cuz its funny, and it makes us sound cool (LOLZ HEE HEE) but when i hear other people say it whether on msn, conversations or even fuckin myspace its pissing me off. If you hear of any bitches talking like that, smack their face off
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(no subject) [Jan. 30th, 2006|08:47 pm]
HHAHA ok i just had a conversation with a good boys camp friend of mine, named AL Vale.. the funniest man i know.. i dont no how to link this convo and its kinda long.. but i think you may get a kick out of it..

Al says:
bitch
Stevie says:
hahahahaha
Stevie says:
yo AL G
Al says:
whats goin you fucker, i'm guessing its steve smith
Al says:
from the carolina panthers
Stevie says:
your right man
Stevie says:
it is
Stevie says:
one and fucking only
Stevie says:
yo how are you man
Al says:
so what prompted yuou to put me on here, needed some flava on your list that wasnt losers like jordan cote and mike kennedy?
Stevie says:
hahahhahaahhahaha
Stevie says:
so mike kennedy right
Stevie says:
sends me an email that i got like a million fuckin times
Stevie says:
and i see your name on it
Stevie says:
and im like hmmm al vale
Stevie says:
i used to whup his ass at foozeball
Al says:
lol
Al says:
then you woke up?
Stevie says:
hhahaahhaha
Stevie says:
yes EXACTLY
Al says:
alright so how you doing
Stevie says:
sick sick man
Stevie says:
yo
Stevie says:
guess who i saw yesterday on the subway
Al says:
dirt
Al says:
jp
Al says:
nik
Stevie says:
that mother christmas guy
Stevie says:
what a joker man
Al says:
yeah i seen him a few times, waht a fucker haha
Stevie says:
haha
Stevie says:
he comes on
Stevie says:
and hes like
Al says:
my BOY zanta
Stevie says:
YES YES YES
Stevie says:
YES YES YES
Stevie says:
ahahhaha YA
Stevie says:
and hes wearing a kids winter coat
Al says:
but yeah it was pretty funny right this one time....
Stevie says:
a santa hat
Stevie says:
and boots
Al says:
the guy comes up to me like "MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ZANTA WITH A Z"
Stevie says:
hahahhahahaha
Al says:
i go "get the fuck outta my face you fuckin dumb bitch"
Stevie says:
ahahhhaha
Stevie says:
ya and
Al says:
so he flexes tries to scare me off so i knocked him the fuck out and threw him on the tracks at keele station
Al says:
someboyd picked him up before the next train came, he's a lucky fuck
Al says:
next time....
Stevie says:
HAHAHA
Stevie says:
ye my cousin says she sees you alot
Stevie says:
yo shit
Al says:
yeah i saw her a few times in the beginning of school year, shes a nice girl
Al says:
and a lifeguard ya heard
Stevie says:
mad shit talking gwan in that family
Stevie says:
yo
Al says:
hahahah really?
Stevie says:
im like al vale is the funniest guy i know
Stevie says:
and shes like really
Al says:
because people use words like gwan?
Stevie says:
he seems quiet
Stevie says:
AND IM LIKE WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Stevie says:
mike jonessssss
Stevie says:
kinda crazy
Al says:
she just doesnt see me in extremely social situations or whatever, usually on the subway or somthing
Al says:
come to the bar its a different story YA HEARRRRRRRD
Stevie says:
hahaaha
Stevie says:
which one the ZANZABAR!!!
Stevie says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Al says:
alright stevie we'll talk later, i'm about to head out for some food with some buddies so take it easy
Stevie says:
ye ye
Stevie says:
me too
Stevie says:
but im gonna cheese and crackers
Stevie says:
then bed
Al says:
have fun
Al says:
PEACE
Stevie says:
peace man
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YOOO ITS 2006 LETS DO THIS!! [Jan. 9th, 2006|11:01 pm]
OK GUYS!! IM PUMPED I GOT SOME NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS AND THERE KICKIN OUT!! OK:

- skate more
- eat less junk food
- forget about her

THATS RIGHT!! YES! NO ONE CAN TOP THOSE!!

goodnight
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as 2005 comes to a close.. [Jan. 9th, 2006|10:50 pm]
[mood | ecstatic]
[music |Little Wing- Jimi Hendrix]

Well its been a very exiting year.. lots has happened. now i know some of you livejournalers may be wondering "hmm that steven smith has been stealing other people's topics!!!" Well.. i guess you could say that, but its a good idea so im gonna list the top bunch of things of 2005 (not in any order):

- www.Skatersinc.com
- Pop Tab Game
- the formation of the Unionville Locals/Society/Skate Crews
- Downtown T.O Sessions
- Shoe Fetish
- Grade 10 Math with Amanda and Melissa.. and Madisyn, Evan, TJ etc...
- New Hampshire Snowboarding
- Angelica
- Homeroom first Semester of Grade 10.. so jokess
- My "surprise" party
- Hanging out with a cooler group of kids then before.. (aka myself)
- Inside jokes (I know Rowley/Brrrain Brruusss/Chin/Chichy/Gea/Botty/Stee/Steezy/Word/Safe/Chich/Chichy/LEVEL 1,000,000 in the GAME/ tooooo many to namee...
- The bond between me and my skateboard
- CBC/Boys Camp 05
- All those crazy kids at camp
- JARGON friends
- Weekend in Brampton/Mano's house
- Markham Fair
- Melissa's party
- ALLLLLL Hangouts and Parties this year!
- Jimi Hendrix

too many memories to think of.. 2005 was gnarlyyyy
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happy new year [Dec. 31st, 2005|06:36 am]
k guys, its time to say that the year of 2005 is finally ending, this a lot of good memmories left to remember. One of those memories, has fucked with me emotionally, mentally, and even physically. Some people may call this mental whippage. This meantal whippage started out in the middle of september of 2004 and continued torturing me throughout 2005, up until 12:45 when i decided to have a little ponder of this homewrecker who has been fucking with me..

now i know the replies to this post will be extremely aggresive, (because ive lied about this issue before) but i think its finally safe to say folks, that its over.

happy new year
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MERRY CHRISTMAS... again [Dec. 27th, 2005|03:25 pm]
Well guys, its chirstmas once again, not as exited as I have was for the last few years, but none the less its been a good christmas. My cousins Kaitlen and Jenna from Minnesota are here along with my cuz cuz's from Etobicoke Matt and Andrew. We've been hanging out and farting, same old stuff, but its been a good time. Now besides all of this fun and dandiness, i'd like to give a great big fuck you to Santa for providing me with long johns and mittens.. but he gave me socks so its all good. And a huge thank you to my mom and dad who provided me with the following:
- New hats
- RJD2- Since we last Spoke CD
- The DC Video
- Jeans
- A hoodie
- A snowboard

So christmas has been pretty good guys. I haven't had the chance to chill with you guys for a while, so i'm going to propose an idea.
On thursday, a snowboarding adventure to the hills of Barrie, Ontario or Horseshoe Valley. It would be from 10 am or so till like 3 30 or 4 because i have to go to a party after.. so guys fill me in on what you are all doing and VOILA, a snowboarding excursion for all of us to enjoy!!!!!!

peace, love and grooviness
steve
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CHRISTMAS AT THE SMITHS [Dec. 27th, 2005|03:20 pm]
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2005|09:53 pm]
holy shit guys.. that was the funniest and most creative conversation I have ever had in my life.. it will come shortly
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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2005|12:05 am]
its been a while since ive updated my lj, and i know everyone is just "DYING" to read the second half of my brampton vacation, here it is:

ok guys.. starting off a new day at 11:00 in the morning, I awoke to a ceiling of esbestos (?) in Mano's room. Mano was downstairs cleaning up his basement, so as a model citizen and a true blue catholic, I decided I would help him. There was a lot of shit in his basement. He is in the process of moving, so there were mad boxes and ish down there. But to my surprise, it was a fun filled cleaning hour. We looked at old kids books, books that I remeber reading as a kid. Ok well there are these green books with differnt animal paw prints on it (I.e: zebra, elephant, anteloope etc..) AND MANO HAS SEVERAL COPIES! EVEN THE HYEENA ONE! WOW! ok so that was cleaning..

then Jordan came over from Carlos's house at 1:00. We made veil sandwhiches, played video games, chilled and laughed our ass off at this ugly guy who looks like kid rock.

Mano plays maddd guitar, its called flamanco. It's derived from this Spanish form of guitar.. I think?? Ya so since he left at 5 and he would come back at 8.. for the partyyyy (surprise coming up) this gave Jordan and I 2 hours to have sex with eachother.. (HAHA JOKES SON).. no we went to Zellers first to see if our friend Alex was working (to our surprise the Zellers he worked at was 30 minutes away.. HA! arent we clever) so then we basically just window shopped and checked stuff out. Including Harveys where we got food. And I got sick after.

Then we decided to mission that ish to Carlos his. Shit I wish I had pictures of his room. Basically his basement is his room. Its not like its all fancy, buts its nuts. Its the ultimate chill room, its like going into spencers. Thats what his room is like. So much cool shit. Concrete for skateboarding, flags and jerseys covering every inch of his wall, A TV (i know im not allowed one, so its special), his own computer, A BED (but its a cool one) is just sick. SO then at 8.. his mom drove us to Mano's for the PARTY!!

So Mano has been apparently planning this party for quite some time. So it was a very large deal. When we got there, we were in the midst of people arriving, so it was all chill. As people started arriving, the party was getting intense to the point where it was the funnest fucking party i have ever been too, and when your with your best friends everything is just that much more funnier.. especially math nerds (pictures coming)...

goodnight everyone..

oh, and some random people broke mano's tap, and his mom made us fix it... we almost caused the house to flood after the tap exploded.
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FRIDAY NIGHT IN BRAMPTON! (PART 1) [Nov. 22nd, 2005|09:14 pm]
Ok, so this weekend totally rocked.
Brampton. With Camp buddy's. 711 and School Buses. Oh yes.
So i don't know if any of you know this but for the past few months I have had several failed attempts to chill with my camp buddies. This weekend.. it finally went down.

So Friday night after I went to the mall with Mike, my dad drove me to my buddy Mano's house. Well you see, Brampton is only 30 minutes away. But because of traffic and GLORIOUS ice, our trip took us roughly 2.5 hours. When I got there I saw Mano and fuckin went crazy. It was the first time I've seen him in 3 months and iaohfjpo;i.. ya it was that good.

So we went to Mandarin next. It was his friend Alex's birthday. I didn't really know anyone, wait thats a lie. BECAUSE MY OTHER CAMP BUDDY CARLOS WAS THERE... (MOVING ON) and it was kinda awkward, but after we wolfed down the first few plates of food, everyone was really friendly and cool. Especially Alex's 12 year old sister, who had a deep and wrong infatuation with me. Without sounding cocky.. she was all over me. ahahhahahaha, JOKES GUY!

Well after our dinner we went to chill at Alex's, which was also a blast. We hung out played some guitar, watched the Red Hot Chili Peppers DVD, and just chilled out.

But, we had one more camp amigo to pick up, and that was jordan. Jordan is from Sarnia, and he had to take a 4 hour train to get to Brampton, so we picked him. Me and Carlos hid behind a bench and as soon as he came out of the train we kicked the crap out of him.. <3 with joy =)..

That whole night was mad jokes. We sung camp songs, talked about the insane kids we had (at camp, not literally), and just joked on about people.

FOr the rest of the night we pulled crazy missions. We walked over to a school in the freezing cold and hopped on a vacant school bus. Where we played a game called COPS. I think I have explained this game to most people. And for you who think its a gay immature game.. bun you, its fun.

Oh and our friend Corey almost got arrested, which was scary. After coming back to our group behind 711, he found out we drank his pop. Which what he was looking forward to drinking after almost being arrested. Sorry. I think that night we went to bed at 4 30 am. To crazy.

More to come on steve smiths awesome weekend. stay tuned..
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FRIDAY [Nov. 16th, 2005|11:29 pm]
[music |Bold as Love - Jimi Hendrix]

i just wanted to give a big *hug* to the victims of the rooney/the academy is concert.. that must really suck..

Friday im going to finally meet up with my camp friends. What should of happened during the MArkham fair is now coming to Brampton. Thats right. I can't freaodko;aijcalujaiehrgkehlvr wait.. its gonna be my compadres Jordan, Carolos and Mano.. So sick..

but at the moment there is nothing in my mind... im bored and feel the need to sleep...

goodnight
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MY DECK [Nov. 10th, 2005|11:06 pm]
Ok, so on friday me, sala and stevie are copping a ride with mikes dad to kensington market, to addrift to cop an adrift deck.. see link.. http://www.adriftskateshop.com/newsite/adriftPHP/newspics/merkstick.gif

On monday at school, I will roam the hall, tapping people on the head, and telling them that they have been merked by steve smith.. pray to God that you will be one of those people. for being "merked" by steve smith is a privlidge equivalent, to getting 1.75 to buy fries at the caf...

goodnight
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THAT IS IT!!! [Nov. 9th, 2005|11:18 pm]
"I've NEVER even seen you post anything! how can I comment if you don't POST?!"- Tricia....

Ok guys, this is big, ive been a real ass about posting, but now I promice that I will make more of an effort to post more often.. even if it means getting up from the couch to the computer... Ok lets start off with something new...

So Sunday, its going to be a complete merkage of Downtown. Just like last weekend.. but with my friends.. haha.. see how merked it will be.. even better then this: www.bassmotion.com/bumrush

So today was kinda ok i guess:

Miss. Sapone wasn't present at school today, which sucked. I used to love getting supply teachers, but when you are barely getting a 70 in a course, a course which you have absolutely no knowledge about... its good to have the teacher there. So there I was, in a class with none of my friends, staring into space as usual, bored.. but i listened to Simon and Garfunkel's most amazing track "at the zoo".. cop it while its hot.

second period was 2 seconds.. nuff said. But as I am talking about english, I must say that I'm so pumped for this memoir were doing. The theme that I had chosen is all about the things, places, people and events that have shaped me to be who I am. So the title of my memoir is either going to be... "Steve Smith's Wonderful Horrible Life" ...or... "The Bricks in my Wall".. help me.. its gonna be too sick...

third period was history with another supply teacher. Elmo from Sesame Street. I think we all know who he is. He's kinda cool. Sam painted my feet during his class. It was cool, later I got to wipe my yellow feet all over the floor while stroding about to the washroom, where I later enjoyed a nice, soothing, hot, sweaty... foot bath.. yes I gave myself a footbath. Adrian Kwok saw dat shit go DOWWWWWNNNNNNNNN...

Fourth period was really something. SO were talking about relationships in class. And for some reason we started talking about blue balls. I didn't hear the conversation for I was sleeping. Thats my gym class for ya.

So at the end of the day, my mom wanted me to stay home to get caught up on my work. But after a boring day of school I just wanted to chill, so I went to mikes were I bouht chips and a MO FUCKIN SHWEPES and watched the footy from environment and the lakai tour video. Shee.
Then I had to go to the dumbass tutor where I do math, but since I signed up mike sala in math I got a fresh 50 dollar bill. To steezy, all new and crip. Ill use it to get a new skateboard.. http://www.adriftskateshop.com/newsite/adriftPHP/newspics/merkstick.gif

..well thats all for this hour.. so long my friends
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this is from andrew... the superstar!!! LIFEGUARD!!!

P.S i am so popular.. ahhaha.. JOKES GUY
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Bored [Sep. 24th, 2005|12:11 pm]
[mood | bored]
[music |eminem- when the music stops]

who wants to do something tonight. call me.
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MY PA DAY [Sep. 24th, 2005|01:42 am]
[mood | pissed off]
[music |Gordon Lightfoot-Ballad of the Yarmouth Castle]

L-I-V-E-J-O-U-R-N-A-L.. double gizzzz.... shit man that dont work. Shee min... GEA! shit i have to stop talking like this. All of this joke gangster talk is turning into my regular, everyday vocabulary.. Ok anyways I just wanted to talk a little bit about my spectacular day..

So I woke up at 8:00 am today and I was soo pumped for the day. Downtown sesh and People over.. MAD COMBO! haha.. so Sala came over at like 9 45 and we chilled, ate a few bagels, watched Top Dollar and then headed down to the Warden/Hwy 7 bus stop to take the YRT to North York, where our magical day will begin.

We reached North York at about 11:00 and decided to skate BDC. ILL DUTTY SPOT.. (fuck no more gangster talk)but it was dutty.. so we skated that for like 20 minutes.. just getting warmed up... THEN OUT OF NO WHERE.. jon h, leibold, luke #1, luke #2, brendan, adam, scott, mike dike and brendan just APPEAR! It was great. But then two seocnds later we got kicked out by rent-a-cops... bitches..

So we decided to go downtown and complete our goals. Now remember, its a Friday, and everything is open.. So security was sooooooo intence. So we went to Commerce, Commerce 5, Mustard, CBC, and underground FINCH.. and got kicked out everywhere. So it sucked man.. total waste.. no I lied. It was ok.. So we took the subway back to Finch where we decided to finish our session with yet ANOTHER BDC session. This time there was no security. CHA CHING! We skated for like 2 hours and got tons of footage, which will be add like right now to another post.

After the BDC session we took the bus back home and enjoyed a beautiful meal at McDonalds, and then a FINAL ledge session at the church.. I merked mad stee. i copped that ledge like butter..

THEN THE REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAY BEGAN!

Adryanne, Lauren, Mark (Saleh), Sala, Amanda, and Lindsay all came over. Amanda, myself, Lauren and Lindsay first all met up at Starbucks for a little reunion, a little talking, a little laughing and yes. We then proceeded to play hide and go seek in the forest, which was cool cause i havent played hide-and-go-seek in a ... while. THEN.. Mark and Adryanne came down to Wild Wing where we had an amazing meal..

SO AMAZING (that it disserves its own paragraph): For a while Lauren and I have always wanted to do the Suicide wings at Wild Wing. So we all got there. We ordered A Jug of coke, two shirley temples, one "thing" of fries, and 20 honey garlic wings and 10 suicide wings. So Lauren and I decided to race with these realllllly, really, hot wings. I had 6, he had 4. They weren't the hottest thing ive tasted. But after you just keep wolfing down one after another.. Your eyes tear, you start to bugastrate (the act of bugars crawling from the nawstral) and your mouth and lips burn like a mutha fucka. OMG.. so hot.. but in the end, after throwing coke up on the wings and shoving water in my burning mouth.. everything was worth it.. great meal..

We then proceeded to go home to my crib where we piggy backed each other. I had come to the conclusion that Lauren is a bad luck cahrm when it comes to piggy backs. He causes fallage. Witch turns out to be a disaster. But it was jokes to watch.. sorry adryanne. So we kept walking and walking and walking and we finally got to my house.

Words cannot explain how freaking funny it was that night. We just sat in my basement all night. Listened to music, talked, did online quizes and just laughed our asses off all night. AMAZING!

well its like 2:00 am already and its time for steve to sleep.. GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!
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hello.. i hate school [Sep. 6th, 2005|10:07 pm]
[mood | mellow]
[music |MoNeY- Pink Floyd]

Heres my time table.. I have 1-3 friends in each class, depending on what class... im swithing my University math to University/College math... so it may flip around...

First Semester:

Math: Marrin
English: Pellechia
World History: Francouer
Co-Ed Phy-Ed: Mazzolin

Second Semester:

Biology: Nazareth
American History: Iorio
Canadian Law: Tomei
World Religion: Rooney

hmmm.. scary huh, well just my firt semester.. i hope it goes by fast.. so uhh.. mer

goodnight
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(no subject) [Sep. 2nd, 2005|11:39 am]
yo im back. i want to do something.. ive been around 7 year olds for wayyy to long...
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